February 2012
ezio-auditores-hot-ass:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
They will some how connect each road sign they encounter with gender roles or some shit.
person: how did you get that scar?
me: my cat
person: so you're telling me that your cat can spell 'fat'
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: we were doing a word search game
analfucks:
freakaddicted:
lostinadreamingstate:
8—————3:
-decimate:
i can’t breathe
I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT
I Um I just, what. I don’t even know the words for how adorable this is.
zxcscv zsvcz
omg
IN THEIR VERSION OF SHERLOCK CBS SHOULD CAST...
shantasies:
sweetlittlekitty:
AS MORIARTY
FKDLSA;JFDSKALJFDKLSAJF FUCKING SHIT
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR